OpenAI's CFO floated a federal backstop for AI infrastructure, then reversed within hours after White House rejection. The whiplash exposed the core problem: OpenAI needs $1.4 trillion while generating $20 billion. The math doesn't work.
Microsoft declares it's building "humanist superintelligence" to keep AI safe. Reality check: They're 2 years behind OpenAI, whose models they'll use until 2032. The safety pitch? Product differentiation for enterprise clients who fear runaway AI.
Three Stanford professors just raised $50M to prove OpenAI and Anthropic generate text wrong. Their diffusion models claim 10x speed by processing tokens in parallel, not sequentially. Microsoft and Nvidia are betting they're right.
Ditto just raised $82 million to turn your smartphone into a mini data center. The San Francisco startup helps companies ditch expensive edge servers by transforming everyday devices into data-processing powerhouses.
The company's secret sauce? It lets apps talk directly to each other using built-in Bluetooth and Wi-Fi, creating mesh networks that work even when the internet doesn't. Delta Airlines already uses Ditto to keep flight attendants connected at 30,000 feet – because apparently, cloud computing hits turbulence too.
CEO Adam Fish claims their software-first approach beats traditional hardware solutions hands down. "We replace hardware with software – a no-brainer choice," he says. The market seems to agree: Ditto's customer base doubled last year, and revenue shot up 250%.
The U.S. Air Force loves it too, handing Ditto a $950 million contract in 2022. Turns out, military operations don't always have the luxury of perfect Wi-Fi coverage. Who knew?
The Series B round values Ditto at $462 million, more than double its previous valuation. Top Tier Capital Partners and Acrew Capital led the investment, joining a crew of venture firms betting big on edge computing's future.
Why this matters:
Traditional edge computing required expensive servers and on-site tech support. Ditto just killed that model by turning the devices you already own into edge computers.
As AI applications demand faster processing and better privacy, Ditto's approach could become the new normal. Because sometimes, the best server is the one already in your pocket.
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