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San Francisco | January 7, 2026 Larry Page spent late December filing paperwork. Family office, flu research vehicle, aircraft startups, all
Track where AI money actually moves, not where the hype points. We decode funding rounds, acquisition patterns, and strategic bets that reveal what investors believe will win. From mega-rounds in foundation models to quiet exits in automation plays, the capital flows expose which technologies attract patient money versus quick flips. Watch who's doubling down on agents, who's backing infrastructure, and which VCs are silently repositioning. The checks don't lie.
Marissa Mayer raised $8 million for her new AI startup. OpenAI raised $11 billion. That gap tells the real story—and so does the $20 million she burned at Sunshine, which managed just 1,000 downloads across multiple products over seven years.
Oracle's bonds carry investment-grade ratings. They trade like junk. Barclays projects the company runs out of cash by November 2026. Behind this single balance sheet sits a $5 trillion industry financing crisis—and a Chinese supply chain nobody wants to discuss.
Anthropic hired IPO lawyers the same day it announced its first acquisition. The company claims efficiency while burning $2.8B annually. Its safety positioning has won enterprise customers—and alienated Trump's White House. The math is complicated.
Inception Point AI produces 3,000 podcast episodes per week with eight employees, spending roughly $1 per episode and breaking even at 20 listens. The Venice startup doesn't compete on quality. It competes on coverage, treating audio as infrastructure for programmatic ads.
Voize raised $50M for nursing documentation AI. Abridge raised $300M at $5.3B valuation. The 10× gap reveals what healthcare really values—and what happens when efficiency gains hit an industry that already cuts corners on staffing.
Thinking Machines seeks a $50 billion valuation four months after raising $2 billion. The OpenAI spin-out has one API in private beta. Investors aren't pricing the product—they're pricing the fear of missing out on Mira Murati's next move.
AI giants translate English bots. Wonderful builds native Greek and Polish agents first. Investors valued that reverse approach at $700 million. The bet: localization complexity creates a moat platforms can't easily cross.
Gamma hit $50M ARR with 52 people while AI peers burn billions. Now at $2.1B valuation, the profitable presentation tool faces its real test: can a purpose-built AI product beat Microsoft and Google's free bundled features?
Three Stanford professors just raised $50M to prove OpenAI and Anthropic generate text wrong. Their diffusion models claim 10x speed by processing tokens in parallel, not sequentially. Microsoft and Nvidia are betting they're right.
Ex-Tencent AI scientist Wei Liu chose Singapore for unrestricted Nvidia chip access, raising $50M for Video Rebirth. The geography play matters more than the physics pitch—it's about training on Blackwell while China can't.
Microsoft's venture arm doubled funding for a German startup that cuts datacenter cooling costs by up to 40% using software alone. The timing: North American operators face years-long power constraints while AI demand climbs.
FurtherAI closed $25M from Andreessen Horowitz six months after seed to automate insurance workflows—from submission intake to claims processing. The velocity signals a shift from AI pilots to production deployment, with early customers reporting measurable ROI.
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